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A Love Letter to Our Spambots

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We’ll be honest: it’s been pretty quiet around dime entertainment dot com lately. Cold weather and warm foods have us all hibernating like cozy little bears.

But there’s one group out there that never sleeps: the spambots. This lovable horde of mindless code has left well over 4,000 comments on our site, with the vast majority landing on this nice post about drinking in New Orleans.

As a belated Christmas gift to the bots, we’ve sorted the best portions of their word soup into a found poem.

Thank you for this overwhelming display of affection, spambots. You’re our #1 fan.
Hello my loved one!
how are you everybody?
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of enduring internet marketing from real life
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As you make an effort to learn how to cope
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simpler is better

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You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear
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You’re so
{also very|extremely|very|also really|really}

on the other hand I’ll surely come back
if the problem still exists
{Thanks a lot|Kudos|Cheers|Thank you|Many thanks|Thanks}

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Troy Coll is a New Orleans-born, Mississippi-raised investigator of all things gustatory. A 2007 graduate of The University of Southern Mississippi, Troy has written for a number of now-deceased Hattiesburg publications, along with hubcitylife.com and Signature Magazine. He also assisted in the efforts of Raise Your Pints, a grassroots organization dedicated to modernizing Mississippi’s draconian beer laws. By day, he runs Mr. Sippi Beverages, Hattiesburg-area bottled water provider. Otherwise you can find him roaming the South, with a glass in his hand and food in his mouth. His non-edible interests include meeting new dogs, making mix CD’s and tweeting a lot. Follow him across social media @TacoHole.

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